Sometimes the things you overhear in the hipster capital of DC are just so typical.

At Big Bear Cafe“Soy latte, for Ezra!”

eyeroll

At the neighborhood public pool: “Sorry, the pool is closed this weekend. It’s green.”

ohokay

At The Red Hen: “To start, I’ll have the artichoke appetizer with roasted garlic aioli and the frisee pesto salad with grilled octopus as my main.”

no

On N. Capitol: “Sorry, we’re closed today. There was a bum fight in the liquor store last night.”

idontcare

Of course there was.

sadlittlerichgirl

But…but… what about my Sunday Funday?

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