Tag: awkward
How Not to Flirt
When you’re in a relationship, it’s important not to completely abandon the skills that make you a desirable human. Now I’m not saying you have to actively flirt with every attractive person you... Read More
That Time I Went to Barneys and Bled All Over the Merchandise
Don’t worry – this is NOT a period post, so you can keep reading gentlemen… I’m not usually a gross person. I shower regularly, avoid ingesting copious amounts of garlic, brush my ... Read More
When You’re Too Busy To Be In Your Relationship But You’re Too Busy To End It
You know you’re busy when you literally don’t have time to break up with your boyfriend. No, not me. A friend of mine who has been kind of so-so about her boyfriend for months, is too overwhelmed ... Read More
Let’s Be Honest, We’ve All Faked It
So… there’s no denying the obvious. When it comes to the bedroom, we’ve all faked an “O” or two. And it’s not just the ladies. I’ver heard from plenty of gent... Read More
Parkour of Shame
My dear sister friend (who shall, of course, remain anonymous) had a very memorable walk of shame a few weeks back. For anyone who thinks hopping in an uber in 5-inch heels at 9 AM is bad, this might... Read More
Guess I’m Not an 18 Year Old Girl Anymore
“Well, you’re not getting any uglier.” Those were the first words out of my grandfather’s mouth the other night when he saw me for the first time in over a year. Gee, thanks Poppop. I know tha... Read More
When The Cute Doctor Gives You a Butt Massage
I’m injured. No really, I am. I know my mother doesn’t believe me because when I was younger I was always the little girl who cried wolf. But a few months ago I sustained a running injury to the l... Read More
Are Your Pants Too Tight? I Have A Solution.
Today I realized my favorite pair of shorts are from Target’s maternity line. To be fair, the maternity clothes are sandwiched between the “regular” women’s area and the plus sized... Read More