Was this Uber Pool stranger expecting us to DTR right here? In this shitty car? Before date #4? I mean, if you want to get technical... no, we weren’t boyfriend and girlfriend. But what were we exac...Read More
When you’re in a relationship, it’s important not to completely abandon the skills that make you a desirable human. Now I’m not saying you have to actively flirt with every attractive person you...Read More
Don’t worry – this is NOT a period post, so you can keep reading gentlemen… I’m not usually a gross person. I shower regularly, avoid ingesting copious amounts of garlic, brush my ...Read More
You know you’re busy when you literally don’t have time to break up with your boyfriend. No, not me. A friend of mine who has been kind of so-so about her boyfriend for months, is too overwhelmed ...Read More
So… there’s no denying the obvious. When it comes to the bedroom, we’ve all faked an “O” or two. And it’s not just the ladies. I’ver heard from plenty of gent...Read More
My dear sister friend (who shall, of course, remain anonymous) had a very memorable walk of shame a few weeks back. For anyone who thinks hopping in an uber in 5-inch heels at 9 AM is bad, this might...Read More
“Well, you’re not getting any uglier.” Those were the first words out of my grandfather’s mouth the other night when he saw me for the first time in over a year. Gee, thanks Poppop. I know tha...Read More
I’m injured. No really, I am. I know my mother doesn’t believe me because when I was younger I was always the little girl who cried wolf. But a few months ago I sustained a running injury to the l...Read More
Today I realized my favorite pair of shorts are from Target’s maternity line. To be fair, the maternity clothes are sandwiched between the “regular” women’s area and the plus sized...Read More
Many moons ago, my sister and I were convinced we were Hollywood material. We saw no difference between ourselves and Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, or Avril Lavigne (oh yes, remember her?). I wrote song...Read More