Guys, guys! For those of you who don’t know, it’s officially cuffing season! And damn, I want to get cuffed. Being alone is boring. Everyone else is all huddled up in their annoying little twosom...Read More
Since I'm the queen of whining about first world problems, here's my complaint du jour (That's French. Aren't I fancy?) MY PEDICURE WAS FUCKING RUINED BY A MALFUNCTIONING MASSAGE CHAIR. UGH. You offic...Read More
