So today my boss, a 51-year-old divorcee, brought her hermetically-sealed wedding dress from 1985 into the office. And what a wedding dress it was. Bedecked with crystal beads, a see-through lace bodi...Read More
In Chicago I liked to think of myself as a fairly high functioning individual. I cooked and cleaned (occasionally) and did laundry. I knew how to wash dishes without breaking them and I drove my car w...Read More
Wow. The real world is exhausting. I don’t know why this comes as such a shock to me but it’s literally an inexplicable feeling when you come home at the end of a 9-5 workday. Until this w...Read More
I ended up buying a 2008 Honda CR-V. It’s taffeta white and even though I always pictured myself as more of a silver car kind of gal, I’m a big fan of the color. Very L.A. To all of my tho...Read More
“Hello there little girl, what can I help you with today?” asks the overly zealous car salesman the second I step out of the sweltering heat into the arctic Nissan dealership. “Umm...Read More
So, I’m sitting in a dark, mildewy (but internet-wired) basement right now writing this brief blog post because Comcast shut off the wireless internet (and cable!) at my place. I only have 6 day...Read More
Yup, it’s official. I got a job 🙂 After sending out my resume to over a hundred companies and drafting industry-appropriate cover letters; after whining to my parents and driving my friends c...Read More