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Month: July 2012

Now She’s Gone in the Blink of an Eye

Now She’s Gone in the Blink of an Eye

Posted on July 30, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I’m feeling very restless. Stability is great. I normally love stability, but right now I’m twitchy, I’m anxious, I’m jonesing for a trip, a journey, a way out. I know I want a... Read More
When It’s Time To Go

When It’s Time To Go

Posted on July 27, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I had never been present at death until last night. It’s not exactly unlike what I expected, but it has a certain elusive component – a characteristic that simply cannot be captured. Death has... Read More
Texting with Boys

Texting with Boys

Posted on July 18, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I feel validated. And yes, it’s because of a man. Sorry feminists. He’s a stranger in theory. A stranger who I locked lips with because we felt like it. Because why not? He reminded me of that blo... Read More
Too Much Time On My Hands

Too Much Time On My Hands

Posted on July 17, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
Since he left, I’ve devoured eleven books. I’m insatiable, looking everywhere for ways to satisfy my mind, occupy my time. I’ve perfected the art of the grilled cheese sandwich. This might not s... Read More
Seeing an Ex

Seeing an Ex

Posted on July 15, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
When you break up with me, I like to think you cease to exist. It’s not like I want you to die or anything (I swear, I don’t) but it would be nice if we didn’t have to share the planet let alone... Read More
Good News – Rock Bottom Isn’t Bad At All

Good News – Rock Bottom Isn’t Bad At All

Posted on July 13, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
There’s a me-shaped dent in my couch cushions right where I flop down to watch tv at the end of every workday. I’m half proud, half disgusted with this discovery. Tonight I bailed on getting drink... Read More
Wherefore Art Thou Romeo?

Wherefore Art Thou Romeo?

Posted on July 12, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I forget what it feels like to be in love and I want so badly to be reminded. I have a vague recollection of yearning; so much want and need and a heightened awareness of my being. Like a homunculus c... Read More
Relax, This is Fiction

Relax, This is Fiction

Posted on July 11, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
If I actually wrote an accurate depiction of my life, you would be bored. And you wouldn’t read this blog. But, just to hammer home how totally uneventful my life is 99.9% of the time, let me walk y... Read More
I’m Stupid When I’m Single

I’m Stupid When I’m Single

Posted on July 9, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I’ve never really been good at acting like a normal, functioning adult when I’m boyfriend-less, but lately, let me just say – UGHH I HATE SINGLE ME. Single me does stupid stuff for attention... Read More
Three Life Lessons

Three Life Lessons

Posted on July 6, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
My grandparents are all pretty old and they’ve done a lot of living. When I make time to fit in a visit or a quickie phone call, these are the three simple life lessons they preach. Live clean work ... Read More
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