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Month: August 2012

Dream Guy Criteria - Must Have Hot Textual Chemistry

Dream Guy Criteria – Must Have Hot Textual Chemistry

Posted on August 30, 2012December 9, 2017 by Kat Haselkorn
Do you have a Dream Guy? And I don’t mean Ryan Gosling or Wentworth Miller (look him up, I call dibs), but do you have a hypothetical perfect guy pieced together with the best parts of every man you... Read More
The Early Stages of Dating

The Early Stages of Dating

Posted on August 27, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
When you first start seeing someone, everything is rosy and good and nothing is dark and bad, and there are no tears or drama or jealousy. It’s the lovely, simple time before you even have your own ... Read More
Dunzo.

Dunzo.

Posted on August 23, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
Some say the opposite of love is indifference, but what about pure, unadulterated hate? What about a blinding desire to literally dismember the person you once might have loved even if you never said ... Read More
Boyfriends and Bus Routes

Boyfriends and Bus Routes

Posted on August 19, 2012August 13, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
Romantic encounters have exposed me to my city in an entirely new way. I’ve ventured to happy hours uptown, apartments downtown, bedrooms in northeast, and showers in southeast. I’ve traveled by c... Read More
I’m Having a “Who Am I?” Moment

I’m Having a “Who Am I?” Moment

Posted on August 16, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I realize more and more that you can’t please everyone. No matter how hard you try to be the person you think someone else wants you to be, if you’re trying, you’re probably already failing. The... Read More
In The Mood for a Drive?

In The Mood for a Drive?

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Kat Haselkorn
I haven’t been on a true family car trip in ages and boy it sure makes us regress. I’m suddenly belting out show tunes with my mom while my sis rolls her eyes and my dad calmly ignores us ... Read More
You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Blog is About You (Ha!)

You’re So Vain, You Probably Think This Blog is About You (Ha!)

Posted on August 10, 2012March 16, 2017 by Kat Haselkorn
When it rains, it pours. It’s odd how you can feel like such a cookie cutter cliché of a lonely, single girl one day and then suddenly it’s like you’re fighting guys off left and right, schedul... Read More
Five Lies My Parents Told Me

Five Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted on August 7, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
1. Sex. When I was little, I asked my parents what sex was after I heard my friend shout the word at the top of his lungs one day on the playground. My mom took me aside and explained that sex wa... Read More
Day 3 on a Juice Cleanse

Day 3 on a Juice Cleanse

Posted on August 7, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
It’s amazing what a difference a day makes! Yesterday I felt drugged, like I ought not to be operating heavy machinery, but today I feel… perfectly normal and alert and great. My coworkers tel... Read More
Day 2 on a Juice Cleanse

Day 2 on a Juice Cleanse

Posted on August 7, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
Day 2 is undeniably the hardest day of the cleanse because it’s sandwiched in between the first and final day. On Day 1, all the juices were interesting – an experience, if you will – an... Read More
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