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Month: September 2012

The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past

The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past

Posted on September 24, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I see you less and less in strangers. You used to pop up everywhere. You were the passenger in the back of the bus with his face smushed against the window watching the asphalt rush by. You were the w... Read More
Eyes Wide Shut: I’m Sleepwalking Through The Fall

Eyes Wide Shut: I’m Sleepwalking Through The Fall

Posted on September 19, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
After a whirlwind work week (oh shit, it’s only Wednesday?), my brain has reached epic levels of fogginess. I honestly don’t even have the attention span to read a thought catalog article in its e... Read More
You’re Probably Just Fooling Yourself

You’re Probably Just Fooling Yourself

Posted on September 12, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
Fantasy is nearly always better than reality. In high school, I had a crush on a boy in biology class. He was cute and didn’t know it. He was left handed. I remember daydreaming about his beautiful,... Read More
10 Characteristics of My Anti-Dream Guy

10 Characteristics of My Anti-Dream Guy

Posted on September 6, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
1. Visible earwax. You’d be surprised how many guys haven’t figured out that this is a crucial part of general hygiene. I don’t care how you deal with it, just deal with it. 2. Dandruff. Head an... Read More
Making Things Happen in the Kitchen

Making Things Happen in the Kitchen

Posted on September 4, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
Would you say your pesto is the besto? Today I used my food processor. I’ve had it since Christmas but always found the thought of unearthing it from its deep dark corner of the cupboard a bit disco... Read More

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