Month: September 2012
Eyes Wide Shut: I’m Sleepwalking Through The Fall
After a whirlwind work week (oh shit, it’s only Wednesday?), my brain has reached epic levels of fogginess. I honestly don’t even have the attention span to read a thought catalog article in its e... Read More
You’re Probably Just Fooling Yourself
Fantasy is nearly always better than reality. In high school, I had a crush on a boy in biology class. He was cute and didn’t know it. He was left handed. I remember daydreaming about his beautiful,... Read More
10 Characteristics of My Anti-Dream Guy
1. Visible earwax. You’d be surprised how many guys haven’t figured out that this is a crucial part of general hygiene. I don’t care how you deal with it, just deal with it. 2. Dandruff. Head an... Read More