Month: October 2012
Let’s Talk About BJ’s
One of my friends is a total slore (slut+whore for those of you unfamiliar with the term) and a touch anorexic. But I love her. Whatever. Anyway, I was only a little surprised when she asked me over l... Read More
The Times They Are A-changin’
I get bored easily. Really, really easily. Like, if I paint my nails gold in the morning, I’m picking it off by 3 pm, and re-painting them charcoal gray before bed. And it’s not because I want my ... Read More
Relationship Advice: If There’s No Room for This Article of Clothing… Leave.
Remember when you held up my tiny tank top and asked coldly what it was doing in your drawer? You glared at me like my shirt was a grenade moments away from annihilating your entire neighborhood, rath... Read More
What Women Really Want from Men
So… what do you all think about this? Offensive? Funny? Spot-on? Just saw it on a dating site and it cracked me up. I love the first part about women 21-25 wanting a guy who’s the ... Read More
Drinking Habits of a 24-year-old
It’s Sunday morning and I’m not hungover. Not even a little bit. When did everyone start drinking craft beer at parties? When did they start caring about IPA’s versus lagers? Where the hell did ... Read More
It’s GO Time!
Today is the last day of my first job. So, it’s the end of an era, really. I feel like there should be some sort of graduation ceremony with speeches, buckets of bubbly, and a wild party to cap off ... Read More
8 Ways to Ruin a Potential Relationship
1. Introduce him to your parents on a day when he and your dad happen to be dressed identically. Are madras shorts making a comeback or something? They probably shouldn’t be… 2. Circle his... Read More
The Morning After: Big Bear Traditions
Last weekend I met a Very Important Person in your life. I was nervous – trembling really – when I crossed the threshold and saw her standing there. I wanted so badly for her to like me. I... Read More