They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus but by they, I mean some pseudo-therapist who made a gajillion dollars in the 90’s by calling himself a relationship counselor and writing a book....Read More
While there are innumerable perks to working from home, there have been some uber weird moments recently where I’ve been caught off guard by my own ridiculousness. Here are a few that I’ve taken n...Read More
OdorIt’s not that I don’t want you to smell bad – which is obviously step one – I also don’t want you to try too hard to smell good. None of that asthma-inducing cologne, please. I can handl...Read More
Hello there. We’ve never met, but I hated you once. You’re like me, but better. All those important feminine features you’ve got are undeniably superior to mine. Your hair is long and shiny,...Read More
When you don’t text me back right away, I play it cool like I don’t even care. I’m all, whatever, he really likes me, it doesn’t mean anything. A little later and still no text, I’m like, ug...Read More
He was yours first, I suppose. And it doesn’t matter whether you dated for 10 days or 10 years because the fact of the matter is, you beat me to it. You marked your territory before I even knew ...Read More
There were a few men who entered my life briefly since the demise of my last Big Relationship. Then, I found You. I’ve dubbed these fellows: “The In-Betweeners”. 1. Ugly boy – Ugly boy hap...Read More