August 2013 | Unemployed Kat

Summer’s Ending But I Don’t Have to Go Back to School

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn

I remember the fizzy feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach every night before the first day of school. In June when summer is new, the fall seems eons away. The air is humid and heavy and the scen... Read More

Overheard in Bloomingdale

Posted on August 12, 2013August 12, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn

Sometimes the things you overhear in the hipster capital of DC are just so typical. At Big Bear Cafe: “Soy latte, for Ezra!” At the neighborhood public pool: “Sorry, the pool is closed ... Read More

Am I Doing a Cleanse for All The Wrong Reasons?

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn

Call me crazy, but I’m doing it again. The Cleanse. It’s hard to explain the reasoning behind self induced semi-starvation but when you go without solid food for three days, you completely re-eval... Read More

Thanks Buzzfeed for making me feel like a literary rockstar

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn

I figured I should keep the momentum going here and do one last promo of a piece I wrote for Buzzfeed yesterday. I never in a million years thought something silly like a bunch of gifs thrown together... Read More

Unemployed Kat

A Washington DC matchmaker blogs about life & love

Month: August 2013

Summer’s Ending But I Don’t Have to Go Back to School

Overheard in Bloomingdale

Am I Doing a Cleanse for All The Wrong Reasons?

Thanks Buzzfeed for making me feel like a literary rockstar