When I was little, I was sent off to fat camp. For those of you who are wondering if I was a chunky kid, the answer is no – not even a little bit. In my parents’ defense, it was something of an a...Read More
Hi, You don’t know me yet, but your world is about to be rocked. At least, I think so. I could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you – but I don’t want to be with you unless y...Read More
There are many costs associated with a breakup, but I can put an actual price tag on mine: $2349.36. Ouch. And, despite the fact that that’s a pretty hefty number (at least in my world where paychec...Read More
I love my hometown. I especially love being drunk in my hometown. There are so many amazing things to do in DC that you certainly don’t NEED to be tipsy, but it becomes that much more fun to wa...Read More