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The Very Bad Date

The Very Bad Date

Posted on February 12, 2014 by Kat Haselkorn
In honor of Valentine’s Day, I felt it only fitting to reflect on some of the god awful dates I’ve endured. Though I could write about the jerks and the weirdos, one particular guy always comes to... Read More
The 6 Types of Guys You Date In Between the Good Ones

The 6 Types of Guys You Date In Between the Good Ones

Posted on November 2, 2012March 16, 2017 by Kat Haselkorn
There were a few men who entered my life briefly since the demise of my last Big Relationship. Then, I found You. I’ve dubbed these fellows: “The In-Betweeners”. 1. Ugly boy – Ugly boy hap... Read More
8 Ways to Ruin a Potential Relationship

8 Ways to Ruin a Potential Relationship

Posted on October 8, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
1. Introduce him to your parents on a day when he and your dad happen to be dressed identically. Are madras shorts making a comeback or something? They probably shouldn’t be… 2. Circle his... Read More
10 Characteristics of My Anti-Dream Guy

10 Characteristics of My Anti-Dream Guy

Posted on September 6, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
1. Visible earwax. You’d be surprised how many guys haven’t figured out that this is a crucial part of general hygiene. I don’t care how you deal with it, just deal with it. 2. Dandruff. Head an... Read More
Dunzo.

Dunzo.

Posted on August 23, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
Some say the opposite of love is indifference, but what about pure, unadulterated hate? What about a blinding desire to literally dismember the person you once might have loved even if you never said ... Read More
Texting with Boys

Texting with Boys

Posted on July 18, 2012January 15, 2013 by Kat Haselkorn
I feel validated. And yes, it’s because of a man. Sorry feminists. He’s a stranger in theory. A stranger who I locked lips with because we felt like it. Because why not? He reminded me of that blo... Read More
The Economics of Dating

The Economics of Dating

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Kat Haselkorn
My roommate R recently broke up with her boyfriend of three years and has been quick to re-enter the dating world. She started seeing a guy at work, M, who has a history of casual hook-ups and one nig... Read More

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