Category: job
It’s GO Time!
Today is the last day of my first job. So, it’s the end of an era, really. I feel like there should be some sort of graduation ceremony with speeches, buckets of bubbly, and a wild party to cap off ... Read More
Eyes Wide Shut: I’m Sleepwalking Through The Fall
After a whirlwind work week (oh shit, it’s only Wednesday?), my brain has reached epic levels of fogginess. I honestly don’t even have the attention span to read a thought catalog article in its e... Read More
Good News – Rock Bottom Isn’t Bad At All
There’s a me-shaped dent in my couch cushions right where I flop down to watch tv at the end of every workday. I’m half proud, half disgusted with this discovery. Tonight I bailed on getting drink... Read More
Relax, This is Fiction
If I actually wrote an accurate depiction of my life, you would be bored. And you wouldn’t read this blog. But, just to hammer home how totally uneventful my life is 99.9% of the time, let me walk y... Read More
What Would Your Mother Have to Say About This?
I like you. You’re an asshole. I’d like to have a chat with your mother. I swear I’ve had these consecutive thoughts more times than I can count. What is WRONG with men in their twenties!? It se... Read More