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The Five Love Languages

The Five Love Languages

Posted on March 16, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
I can’t believe that in the eight years I’ve been writing this blog, I haven’t once touched on the five love languages. It’s pretty unbelievable. Anyway. If you aren’t famili... Read More
Desperate Attempts to Keep a Relationship Going in a Transient Town

Desperate Attempts to Keep a Relationship Going in a Transient Town

Posted on March 7, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
As most Washington singles know, dating in DC is tough. One aspect that makes it especially tricky is everyone seems to exist here with one foot out the door. Rarely is a millennial here to stay. Home... Read More
Snapchat Stalking at Its Finest

Snapchat Stalking at Its Finest

Posted on February 22, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
About a month ago, I watched my ex have a one night stand. And no, I didn’t follow him to a bar or run into him on a first date. I didn’t look on Facebook to see which events he was interested in ... Read More
Relationship Chicken

Relationship Chicken

Posted on February 6, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
The idea of “chicken” has its origins in a game where two drivers race towards each other on a collision course and someone needs to swerve first to avoid a fatal crash. While it’s in the be... Read More
Some Days I Wish I Could Hit Pause on All the Men

Some Days I Wish I Could Hit Pause on All the Men

Posted on January 24, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
The phenomenon of “when it rains, it pours” must be scientifically proven by now, right? If not, the anecdotal evidence certainly seems to support the theory. Some days, I truly feel like a sad Ca... Read More
How to Find Love: Perform the Grocery Store Litmus Test

How to Find Love: Perform the Grocery Store Litmus Test

Posted on January 19, 2018January 19, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
At the start of every relationship, there’s so much you don’t know about one another. It can take weeks, months, even years to discovery each other’s likes and dislikes, to reveal those lovable ... Read More
The 5 Worst Guys You’ll Meet on Dating Apps

The 5 Worst Guys You’ll Meet on Dating Apps

Posted on January 12, 2018 by Kat Haselkorn
I’d like to dedicate this post to every guy who isn’t awful. You da real MVP. 1. The Options Paralysis Guy This dude is usually dating 10+ women at a time. He sucks at time management and ... Read More
Cushioning: Necessary Dating Tactic or Epic Betrayal?

Cushioning: Necessary Dating Tactic or Epic Betrayal?

Posted on December 30, 2017 by Kat Haselkorn
Monogamous, romantic relationships are a beautiful thing. And ’tis the season, right? But just because the temps are dipping and the lights are twinkling doesn’t mean people are actually commi... Read More
Those People on My Flight Who Were More In Love Than I’ve Ever Been

Those People on My Flight Who Were More In Love Than I’ve Ever Been

Posted on November 28, 2017 by Kat Haselkorn
A few weeks ago, on a flight back from Europe, I witnessed the kind of selfless love I’d only ever read about in fairy tales. The plane was ancient; No outlets, TV’s, or modern amenities in sight.... Read More
When Everything is Just Exactly Right

When Everything is Just Exactly Right

Posted on November 17, 2017 by Kat Haselkorn
All of our lives have ups and downs, peaks and valleys, ebbs and flows. Being human means you oscillate between great days, dark days — the whole spectrum. For me, the last couple months have be... Read More
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