The Long Distance Hookup
What’s the farthest you’d go for a hookup? Not just any old makeout sesh either. A once in a lifetime shot. The real deal. A guaranteed, pleasure-filled evening with the guy or gal of your dreams.... Read More
The Absurdity of Tech in Your Love Life
I sent him a tweet and he responded via Snapchat, so I replied with a goofy selfie snap and then sent him a text to follow up when he didn’t open it after a few hours. He called me and we chatted bu... Read More
32 Days To Go
Election season is like a modern day rendition of medieval warfare, in a way. A power struggle to end all power struggles. You fight for something that resembles freedom from your claustrophobic cubi... Read More
The Things You Lose in a Breakup
Some people might say that in the wake of a breakup you mourn the loss of your lover, your confidante, your best friend. You might feel as if you’ve lost your sounding board, your cuddle buddy, your... Read More
The Perfect on Paper Guy
We’ve all met him. The Perfect on Paper Guy. The man who went to Princeton undergrad, before attending Johns Hopkins Med school and finished at the top of his class, all while running a non-... Read More
Why My Water Filter Is Destroying My Self Worth
My ex boyfriend was really good at filling up the Brita. He wasn’t good at giving massages or cooking dinner or vacuuming the cat hair off the couch, but he always made sure there was cold, clear, c... Read More
Back on the Market
Hello, gentlemen. I’m backkkkkk. Remember when I last bid you adieu? Remember how haughty and snotty and certain I was that it would be the last you’d see of me? Absolutely convinced that this ti... Read More
The Ultimate Relationship Test
It seems a universal truth that the generally innocuous activity of couple’s kayaking is actually the ultimate relationship test. I don’t know what it is exactly about this date idea that's so hor... Read More