Tag: humor
Those People on My Flight Who Were More In Love Than I’ve Ever Been
A few weeks ago, on a flight back from Europe, I witnessed the kind of selfless love I’d only ever read about in fairy tales. The plane was ancient; No outlets, TV’s, or modern amenities in sight.... Read More
Falling in Love at First Sip
I lay there. Miserable. Thirsty beyond belief. Pressing my tongue to the roof of my mouth searching for some excess, hidden moisture I had yet to discover. I licked my lips. I licked them again. Would... Read More
I Promise I’m Not a Peanut Butter Serial Killer
I recently hit up my local CVS to satisfy some random junk food cravings. I set out with the goal to buy a bunch of childhood comfort foods that the grocery stores in my neighborhood (Trader Joe’s a... Read More
Your New Baby is Gross
Am I a monster? I’m pretty sure I must be because today I came to the conclusion that puppies are cuter than newborn babies. Like, wayyyy cuter. Because brand new humans are kind of disgusting. Don... Read More
The 3 Best (and Worst!) Things About Wedding Season
The best thing about weddings is all the mushy gushy love stuff. No matter how alone and bitter we may be on occasion (who? me?) watching close friends get married is a joyful experience.... Read More
That Time I Went to Fat Camp
When I was little, I was sent off to fat camp. For those of you who are wondering if I was a chunky kid, the answer is no – not even a little bit. In my parents’ defense, it was something of an a... Read More
That Time I was Ugly in Vegas
My mother is very wise – she’ll tell you herself that she’s “always right” – but she recently shared a nugget of wisdom with me that made her seem like a chauvinistic Confucius. ... Read More
Who Does “Vee” From OITNB Look Like…?
…Oprah! The resemblance is uncanny, am I right??... Read More