Tag: life
The Long Distance Hookup
What’s the farthest you’d go for a hookup? Not just any old makeout sesh either. A once in a lifetime shot. The real deal. A guaranteed, pleasure-filled evening with the guy or gal of your dreams.... Read More
32 Days To Go
Election season is like a modern day rendition of medieval warfare, in a way. A power struggle to end all power struggles. You fight for something that resembles freedom from your claustrophobic cubi... Read More
I Promise I’m Not a Peanut Butter Serial Killer
I recently hit up my local CVS to satisfy some random junk food cravings. I set out with the goal to buy a bunch of childhood comfort foods that the grocery stores in my neighborhood (Trader Joe’s a... Read More
How to Beat the Odds
Marrying someone doesn’t mean your love life gets any less messy. It just means that you’re experiencing all those ups and downs, and i-love-yous and i-hate-yous with one person.... Read More
The 3 Best (and Worst!) Things About Wedding Season
The best thing about weddings is all the mushy gushy love stuff. No matter how alone and bitter we may be on occasion (who? me?) watching close friends get married is a joyful experience.... Read More
Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop
We’ve only got one body and one lifetime and I feel this overwhelming urgency to make the most of every second. And I’m trying to appreciate it, I am, but sometimes it’s as if the very act of pr... Read More
7 Reasons You Should Date a Bald Guy
When I was little and dreamed about my future husband, he had hair. But, like, of course he did. Every Disney prince, cartoon character, and male figure in my life until then had fully formed follicle... Read More
When You’re Too Busy To Be In Your Relationship But You’re Too Busy To End It
You know you’re busy when you literally don’t have time to break up with your boyfriend. No, not me. A friend of mine who has been kind of so-so about her boyfriend for months, is too overwhelmed ... Read More