I have some oddly specific preferences when it comes to what I’m attracted to in a guy. They’re not “must-haves” for a relationship, but they’re certainly “nice-to-haves”...Read More
The phenomenon of “when it rains, it pours” must be scientifically proven by now, right? If not, the anecdotal evidence certainly seems to support the theory. Some days, I truly feel like a sad Ca...Read More
I’d like to dedicate this post to every guy who isn’t awful. You da real MVP. 1. The Options Paralysis Guy This dude is usually dating 10+ women at a time. He sucks at time management and ...Read More
I used to detest sharing a bed with someone else. Of course, part of that may have stemmed from multiple attempts to squeeze a hulk-ish college athlete into one of those ridiculous polly pocket-sized ...Read More
DC is not known for its good-looking people. New York? Of course. Austin? Absolutely. LA? Sure, if you’re into bottle blondes. But DC? Not even a little bit. That’s why it’s so surprising...Read More
An old Seinfeld episode makes light of the signs that point to a relationship getting serious. When a woman feels comfortable enough to leave a box of tampons in your medicine cabinet, for example, yo...Read More
Hi, You don’t know me yet, but your world is about to be rocked. At least, I think so. I could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you – but I don’t want to be with you unless y...Read More
In honor of Valentine’s Day, I felt it only fitting to reflect on some of the god awful dates I’ve endured. Though I could write about the jerks and the weirdos, one particular guy always comes to...Read More
Okay ladies- I’ve figured it all out. It’s so simple. So beautifully simple. When you’re feeling down about your dating life or generally insecure about yourself, hit up a video game convention....Read More