Some people might say that in the wake of a breakup you mourn the loss of your lover, your confidante, your best friend. You might feel as if you’ve lost your sounding board, your cuddle buddy, your...Read More
It seems a universal truth that the generally innocuous activity of couple’s kayaking is actually the ultimate relationship test. I don’t know what it is exactly about this date idea that's so hor...Read More
An old Seinfeld episode makes light of the signs that point to a relationship getting serious. When a woman feels comfortable enough to leave a box of tampons in your medicine cabinet, for example, yo...Read More
This is an embarrassing story. It pretty much captures how stupid I get around guys I like, and what I would do to seem cool and impress them. The story actually takes place about four years ago. I wa...Read More
The room wasn’t bad for Manhattan. Sure, it was only slightly larger than a jail cell, but there was a window! And a lamp! And a private bathroom! And after a couple of minutes you got used to the s...Read More
It’s not me, it’s you. Now I see how I deserve to be treated. Now I see what it’s like to be my own person. Now I see why my friends and family couldn’t, wouldn’t be supportive of you in my ...Read More
When you don’t text me back right away, I play it cool like I don’t even care. I’m all, whatever, he really likes me, it doesn’t mean anything. A little later and still no text, I’m like, ug...Read More
1. Introduce him to your parents on a day when he and your dad happen to be dressed identically. Are madras shorts making a comeback or something? They probably shouldn’t be… 2. Circle his...Read More
I miss you on Mondays because we eat and drink and breathe shared air for fifty straight hours until the bus rumbles me away from you and I’m all alone. I miss you on Mondays because my body has...Read More
I like you. You’re an asshole. I’d like to have a chat with your mother. I swear I’ve had these consecutive thoughts more times than I can count. What is WRONG with men in their twenties!? It se...Read More