Tag: relationship
The Ultimate Relationship Test
It seems a universal truth that the generally innocuous activity of couple’s kayaking is actually the ultimate relationship test. I don’t know what it is exactly about this date idea that's so hor... Read More
Signs That Indicate a Relationship is Getting Serious
An old Seinfeld episode makes light of the signs that point to a relationship getting serious. When a woman feels comfortable enough to leave a box of tampons in your medicine cabinet, for example, yo... Read More
That Time I Tried to Impress a Guy and Failed Miserably
This is an embarrassing story. It pretty much captures how stupid I get around guys I like, and what I would do to seem cool and impress them. The story actually takes place about four years ago. I wa... Read More
Revisionist History
It’s not me, it’s you. Now I see how I deserve to be treated. Now I see what it’s like to be my own person. Now I see why my friends and family couldn’t, wouldn’t be supportive of you in my ... Read More
4 Scenarios I Imagine When You Don’t Text Back
When you don’t text me back right away, I play it cool like I don’t even care. I’m all, whatever, he really likes me, it doesn’t mean anything. A little later and still no text, I’m like, ug... Read More
8 Ways to Ruin a Potential Relationship
1. Introduce him to your parents on a day when he and your dad happen to be dressed identically. Are madras shorts making a comeback or something? They probably shouldn’t be… 2. Circle his... Read More
I’ve Got a Case of the Mondays
I miss you on Mondays because we eat and drink and breathe shared air for fifty straight hours until the bus rumbles me away from you and I’m all alone. I miss you on Mondays because my body has... Read More