Tag: sex
How The Hunt for a New Pair of Sunglasses is Exactly Like Searching for a Boyfriend
A few weeks ago, I cracked my favorite pair of sunglasses by throwing them in my purse without a case and tossing my laptop on top of them. Crunch. I’d had these glasses for years and got more compl... Read More
Relationship Chicken
The idea of “chicken” has its origins in a game where two drivers race towards each other on a collision course and someone needs to swerve first to avoid a fatal crash. While it’s in the be... Read More
How to Find Love: Perform the Grocery Store Litmus Test
At the start of every relationship, there’s so much you don’t know about one another. It can take weeks, months, even years to discovery each other’s likes and dislikes, to reveal those lovable ... Read More
Cushioning: Necessary Dating Tactic or Epic Betrayal?
Monogamous, romantic relationships are a beautiful thing. And ’tis the season, right? But just because the temps are dipping and the lights are twinkling doesn’t mean people are actually commi... Read More
Sniffing Out Your Soulmate
The molecular differences between The Stinky and The Sexy are probably undetectable to anyone else, but I can’t ignore it. The warm, inviting, almost perfect scent of some, pulls me in and makes me ... Read More
Don’t Make This Mistake on a First Date
Rather than using horrible, constricting, miserable shapewear to hold it all in for a date, just go as you. Be you. Do you. Stop lying to yourself and stop deceiving these poor dudes.... Read More
Who’s On Your Roster?
When you haven’t yet found The One, you might need four, five, even SIX guys to fulfill your various desires. That's where "the roster" comes in, and ladies, if you don't yet have one, it's time to ... Read More
Musings on Cuffing Season
Guys, guys! For those of you who don’t know, it’s officially cuffing season! And damn, I want to get cuffed. Being alone is boring. Everyone else is all huddled up in their annoying little twosom... Read More