Tag: twenties
In The Wake of a Breakup
Ending a longterm relationship in your mid-twenties is just plain awful. It feels reckless. Brash. Entitled. You think: Oh, I found someone decent when I was 23, I can totally find someone better wh... Read More
A Letter To The Next Guy I Date
Hi, You don’t know me yet, but your world is about to be rocked. At least, I think so. I could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you – but I don’t want to be with you unless y... Read More
A Sick Day in Winter
You instantly know something is wrong today because your face feels heavier. The pressure extends from your temples to the bridge of your nose, and it is unrelenting. Your lips separate, cracked and c... Read More
Guess I’m Not an 18 Year Old Girl Anymore
“Well, you’re not getting any uglier.” Those were the first words out of my grandfather’s mouth the other night when he saw me for the first time in over a year. Gee, thanks Poppop. I know tha... Read More
The Very Last Time
Now that I’m officially leaving the apartment that I’ve called home for the past four years, I’m becoming weepily nostalgic. Despite frequent fights with the management company, near evictions, ... Read More
Sexual Exploits In My Living Room
She’s seen more bare male butts than your average love seat – quite a few sweaty lady parts too. She’s helped college athletes, out-of-towners, and young professionals do the dirty from entirely... Read More